Rebel News, No. 1

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Top news

A green number 12 stock car slides sideways through a dirt speedway turn, mud flying, a crowd of zombies in the infield; the driver, in a grey winter hat, ski goggles and a half-mask respirator over a police vest, grips the wheel while the passenger in a SWAT cap fires a rifle back at the crowd from the window.

Top storyRaidTwo Men, One Race Car, 1,600 DeadTwo men from Riverside, one night in a car park, four hours of shouting, and a number 12 stock car that is now parked somewhere it should not be.Irvington. Day 81. 1 min

Two women stand victorious in a small-town main street, one holding up a meat hook, the other a saucepan, a foot on a big man in yellow dish gloves lying on his back; zombies across the street stare in shock.

Crime and obituariesRookie Rumble Ends in the Muldraugh Morgue122 blows in forty minutes, one of them with a saucepan. Nobody died in Rosewood. Then they went to Muldraugh.Rosewood. 1 min

The green number 12 stock car from behind, two men inside, one arm out of the window, on a long straight country road into a blazing orange sunset.

More picturesTwo Men, One Race Car, 1,600 DeadWestbound on the KY-60, into the sunset, needle past anything the dial was built for.

From the county

24 Sep RiversideA vehicle drove into the Ma Se Kinnes compound through a south gate left open. The compound now ejects any driver who is not a member the moment the wheels cross the line. Close your gates.

24 Sep CountyNineteen deaths this week, eighteen new survivors. Wednesday the 23rd was the busiest arrivals day on record with seven first-timers in one evening.

20 Sep MuldraughThe Knox Antidote is real. One survivor drank a dose from a Cortman Medical fridge and the infection cleared. He was dead of ordinary causes 17 minutes later. The cure does not come with a ride home.

20 Sep CountyBeds work. When every survivor online is asleep the night skips at 240 times speed.

20 Sep IrvingtonStock car number 34 is still in the bay at the Speedway with a full tank. Nobody has gone back for it.

The week in numbers

1,609zombies put down by two men in one dayIrvington raid, 26 to 27 September 1993
122punches, hooks and saucepans logged in one brawlRosewood, 1 October 1993
19deaths in the county this week18 to 25 September 2026, real time
8of them in MuldraughCortman Medical accounts for two
18new survivors in seven daysSeven of them on one evening
2stock cars at the Speedway at dawnOne left. One is still there

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