Rebel News, No. 2

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The six raiders' group photo in a rain-soaked army car park at dusk, marked up afterwards: the faces of the man in the campaign hat, the woman holding up a lit Molotov, the man in the black cap with the rifle and the squatting man in the gas-mask hood are scratched out in red marker; the squatting man is now naked apart from his boots and kneepads, covered by a pixelated CENSORED patch; the man in the ushanka and orange ski goggles with a boombox and the man in aviators giving a thumbs up are untouched; a psychedelic van and a helicopter behind them.

Top storyRaidGround Zero Lab Raid: They Were Warned Not To, but They Did It AnywaySix went down, found the one door they were told to leave alone, and opened it. Two came back.West of Rosewood. Day 96. 5 min

A green number 12 stock car slides sideways through a dirt speedway turn, mud flying, a crowd of zombies in the infield; the driver, in a grey winter hat, ski goggles and a half-mask respirator over a police vest, grips the wheel while the passenger in a SWAT cap fires a rifle back at the crowd from the window.

From No. 1Two Men, One Race Car, 1,600 DeadTwo men from Riverside, one night in a car park, four hours of shouting, and a number 12 stock car that is now parked somewhere it should not be.Irvington. 1 min

Two women stand victorious in a small-town main street, one holding up a meat hook, the other a saucepan, a foot on a big man in yellow dish gloves lying on his back; zombies across the street stare in shock.

From No. 1Rookie Rumble Ends in the Muldraugh Morgue122 blows in forty minutes, one of them with a saucepan. Nobody died in Rosewood. Then they went to Muldraugh.Rosewood. 1 min

From the county

25 Sep CountySomeone died in Riverside, came back, died in Muldraugh, came back, and died in West Point, all inside nineteen minutes. Three towns in one evening. Life number four finally made it to the raid.

25 Sep Fallas LakeThree people spent Friday night in Fallas Lake, one of them brand new. Four hours, nobody died. In the same week a crew opened a door marked DON'T OPEN, that makes them the most competent expedition in Knox.

25 Sep RosewoodA newcomer turned up in Rosewood on Friday night, had a look around for thirteen minutes, and left. Haven't been back. Honestly, fair.

26 Sep West of RosewoodTwo men named Bob died in the survivor camp moments after the raiders did. Nobody had met Bob. The raid mixtape had Bob Marley on it four times, which is either a coincidence or a warning.

26 Sep West of RosewoodThree of the raiders were seen sitting in the helicopter on the roof before they went down. Whether any of them actually flew it, we can't confirm. The key's still in it, if you're interested.

26 Sep MuldraughA newcomer asked in global chat whether the server has a Discord. It doesn't. You shout in global chat and hope somebody's listening. That's the whole system, and it works fine.